Lady Haarp

Lady Haarp is Dr. Carnation's wife.

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The name Haarp is a mockery of HAARP.

"HAARP does not exist, but as secret programs can not be proved or disproved, this issue will never be settled. Since the public has given credence to HAARP, it is likely to take on extra baggage, becoming, on paper anyway, a larger program. But like the Wizard of Oz, it is not at all what it seems."